The worst feeling is regretting not having done something when you had the chance.
Ang dapat na tanong hindi sino ang gusto mo maging presidente kundi anong klaseng pilipino ang gusto mo
— Twitter
Minsan makikita mo lang ang worth ng isang bagay pag wala na.
— My thoughts while I’m looking for my ballpen -_____
  • Life is too short to wake up with regrets, so love the people who treat you right, and forget the ones who don't.

Okay, ignore me, but one day you’re going to miss how much I cared.

Yung feeling na taeng tae ka na kaso nasa school ka pa. Haha saklap!
Smile. Never let your problems destroy you.
Tengenge inaantok na ako pero di pa ako tapos sa report ko. :

"We need to unite these people out there. She is the face of this rebellion. They’ll follow her.”

WHAT IF CONYO LAHAT THE PEOPLE HERE IN ‘PINAS

israelmekaniko:

  • Magnanakaw:  Holdap, make bigay all your thingies! Don’t make galaw or I will make tusok you!
  • Magnanakaw 2:  make suko, we made you napaligiran!
  • Impeachement trial: You are so asar! I’m galit na to you
  • Raliyista:   Let’s make baka, don’t be takot! Don’t be sossy, join the rally!
  • Newscaster:  Oh my gosh, I have hot balita to everyone!
  • Pasahero:  Sir, payment!
  • Pasahero 2:  Manong, faster please! I’m nagmama-hurry!
  • Customer:  Pa-buy ng water, yung naka shachet! (ice tubig)
  • Karpintero:  Can I hammer na the pokpok?
  • Pornstar:  Ay grabe so cold naman here! Standing ovation na my boobs!
  • Pari: You’re so bad, see ka ni God!
  • Tsismosa 1: I was like this, he was like all that, and I was like what’s your problem? 
  • Tsismosa 2: OMG that is like sooo sad!
  • Magtataho:  Taho! Make bili na while it’s init, I’ll make it with extra sago!
  • Bumibili ng taho: Iis it sarap? Pwede pa-have?
  • Pulubi:  knock knock, pa-beg!
  • Janitor: ekkkk! kill the ipis, please don’t step on it ha, I don’t like to feel the sound!